Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Perfect Day

Gorgeous perfect weather in Chicago. Went to the Field Museum, and nerded out at all the dinos. Hard to believe these are the first skeletons I have ever seen in person. I walked back from the Museum along the marina. Just perfect. Listened to all the foreign couples argue in their languages. I went to a comics shop on Madison to pick up Buffy - because I do not let Buffy go for anything, not even a vacation - and overheard an employee there insist everyone preorder copies of The Plan, because she has it from Eddie Olmos himself that if they get 150,000 preorders, they'll make more movies. I asked her what sort of movies they might be - given how BSG is, you know, over - and she wasn't too sure.

Went to Quake Toys up in Lincoln Square, which is literally a vintage toy mecca. Jesus Christ, I literally had to pull the old jaw up off the floor. I walked down one side of the store, filled up my hands, and then put it all back when I got to the other:



It's kind of lonely, but it's very refreshing to be away from the machine of work. I'm clearing my head and doing lots of reading and thinking. Even a little writing. Tomorrow Northwestern.

Almost decided to go to the Cubs game tonight - glad I didn't. 4th inning and it's 12-1. Good grief...

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Forever Ducky

RIP John Hughes.

I think this says everything.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Put Some Ice On It



The 5,000 mile wide impact zone from the comet that hit Jupiter on Sunday. The resulting explosion would have completely destroyed the surface of the Earth.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Space Is The Place

On the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, turns out something decided to reach out and touch Jupiter:

Ouch.

Just glad we don't get smacked as often as Jupiter does. Just goes to show you, space is the place.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

POTF Quest: July

My year long quest to complete my vintage Star Wars collection with the very rare, and very expensive figures from 1985 continues. July's score: R2-D2 with pop up light saber! For $63, he's a huge steal. R2 is in amazing, having been in an attic since 1985 and out of daylight (sunlight/smoke will yellow all R2's). He is traditionally one of the more expensive figures in this run, and I expected to pay a $100 or more. I have yet to on any of these figures - in fact I have spent an average of $28 on the figures I've got so far.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Joss + Jo Chen = Online Buffy Love

A special treat for the holiday weekend: an online Buffy comic from Joss Whedon and cover wizard Jo Chen. It features probably the funniest thing in the Buffy-verse in the last year (years?) and is very much appreciated after a couple months of "meh" with the comic book. Speaking of which, the newest issue is out this week, and apparently is a return to form.

So The Same Guys That Wrote Star Trek...

This pretty much sums up my reaction to Transformers 2. I did think it was a better movie than the first one, and for around a half an hour or so, it actually told a story. But the 'twins' were insufferable and insulting, and the film makes no sense from the get go: what teenage guy is going to give up his super hot girlfriend and 2009 transforming robot Camaro to go to college?

NOBODY, that's who.

Monday, June 29, 2009

KHANNNNNNNN!!!!

I agree whole heartedly with this article at io9, which takes the stance that Khan in Star Trek 2.0's inevitable sequel is a bad idea. The impulse is understandable - it's the same one that led Chris Nolan to the Joker in The Dark Knight. Up the stakes, and go for the throat with the franchise's most recognizable villian. Khan is famous for many reasons, but the Khan everyone thinks of won't be the Khan we'd see. He'd be the one from the Original Series. And while that may be of interest, what Star Trek needs is to embrace its newness. Forget the old - don't warm over previous stories ala Ultimate Marvel style. At least not yet. Follow through on the amazing potential of the new movie. What comes of all those homeless Vulcans? What sense is there in logic when your entire civilization has been destroyed?

I look forward to what the writers do. If they go with Khan, I know it will be new and fresh, but will it be what the story needs?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Vintage Make

I've been meaning to update my monthly quest to complete my vintage Star Wars collection for a while now - so I've included the results from May and June here. My goal has been to buy one a month, holding out for the best condition and the best price. I've been stunned at the number of collections that are being unloaded right now, and the decline in price of almost all of these. The economy has really taken a toll on the market for these. People need money, so they're unloading them, but people don't have money, so their value suffers.

In May I got the Death Star Gunner. In June, I really made out: I nabbed Romba, Endor Luke and General Lando all for a $100 - my threshold for any one figure, and the typical price of any one figure. All are in excellent condition.

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I still need:

R2 Pop Up Lightsaber
Stormtrooper Luke
A-Wing Pilot
Barada
Ev-9D9
Amanaman
Imperial Dignitary
Warok
Yakface

Monday, June 8, 2009

Sunday, June 7, 2009

My Next Destination

Check out all the Jawa love!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Do All My Quantum Selves Like Land of the Lost?

Tour the multiverse.

Saw Land of the Lost today. It was better than I expected (my expectations were only to see Anna Friel on the fat Ultra Screen - check) and I recommend it. There is literally nothing at all to say about it other than it's fun.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Buffy - Joss = ?

More on Joss-less Buffy at io9. They make some good points - the Buffy comic isn't hitting the heights it was, currently Joss is hit or miss (Dollhouse, Serenity - yeah, I said it) and they try and make the case Buffy is bigger than Joss. Buffy is certainly strong enough to survive any medium - she has gone from movies, to TV, to comics - and the continunity may one day require a reboot, but Buffy isn't Star Trek or Batman with decades of dead weight. She's young and still vivid in the imaginations of her fans (would a Star Trek reboot with diferent actors have worked in 1979?).

I don't think this will get anywhere. The reaction seems fierce enough to rival Republican opposition to... well, everything. It seems crass, disrespectful, and short sighted. And it may be what it takes to get Joss on board with a Buffy movie.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Worst Idea EVER

Click here to see how a movie company will initiate the apocalypse. This is a little stupefying. If the backlash doesn't kill it, the mobs with their torches and pitchforks and Angel puppet dolls will.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Killing Your Babies

I have a draft of what I have been calling The Big Damn Epic on this blog and another that is dated from 1998. I have proto-versions of it that date to 1995, and characters/concepts that go back to 1992, and probably earlier. This particular novel has been with me for so long, it's hard to remember a time without it. It has never worked. The seeds of a good story were planted before the ground was fertile enough for them, and I have spent over a decade waiting for the soil to mature. I can't say it has now, but fruit hanging too long on the vine goes rotten. Last year I started a last ditch effort to rescue the novel before it went bad; that attempt, like every annual one going back a decade, ultimately failed.

I work all day long in front of a computer, writing, and so when I get home my energy and fire is usually tapped. I had reached a very long dry spot before Elizabeth, and was afraid I had run completely dry. That kind of fear will keep you up at night, and it did. Elizabeth proved to me that I had still had the fire, still had something left in the well, but it didn't give me the direction I needed. Did I go forward with the idea for the sequel? Another novel? Or do I go back to the Big Damn Epic, and try and raise this thing from the dead one last time?

The last failed draft came out of that confusion. Before I even finished it, I knew it was wrong. "Wandering Star" - I can say the title now, because it is no longer the title - seemed to be an endless struggle for me. I wanted to finish it, to move on with my creative life and so I started fantasizing - as one might with a spouse one can no longer stand - about murdering my heroine. Sojourner occupies a place in my heart about as large as a first-love does. I have been with her longer than I have any one in a real relationship; but she had become stifiling. Suffocating.

(What follows I guess must be SPOILERS for future readers - yes, all two of you:)

I started to dream about killing her at the end of the novel - instantly disintegrating my grandiose plans for an epic trilogy, the second part already in the can - but divorcing myself from the long term committment of those books wasn't enough. I had to be rid of this novel, the unfinishable book. One day, it just occured to me: just kill her. Right in the middle of the book, right in the midst of the quest, right as she started to cement.

And it freed the novel. It freed me. It unlocked all the threads I could never weave - suddenly agendas and actions and themes came into relief. The entire architecture of the novel coalesced. Since then, that well has found new depth and I have a queue of novels waiting to be written. The reason for this long post is I've just finished the chapter in which she dies, and I am 212 pages into a novel I am finally excited to write for the first time in a decade. The thread of the book hasn't changed - it's remarkably similar to what it was in 1998 - but the details have evolved considerably, and in ways I never could have imagined.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Terminated

SPOILERS follow

I had semi-big expectations for Terminator Salvation, not because I'm a huge fan of the franchise - not really - but because of the pedigree. Christian Bale as John Connor leading the resistance after Judgement Day? Say no more. Jonathan Nolan (who wrote The Dark Knight) co-writing the screenplay? Yes. Bryce Dallas Howard? Yes. McG? Um... ok, so McG gives you pause. I had a wait and see attitude with him and to his credit, he goes for a look and achieves it. It's just not the look anyone expected or necessarily wanted. Or one that's original.

The future in this movie looks like one that someone who just saw Blade Runner or Mad Max might think would be cool. It's not the dark, cratered landscape suggested in the earlier films, a landscape literally crawling with machines; in fact, the surface is remarkably untended by SkyNet, to the degree that the Resistance somehow manages an fleet of workable A-10 Warthogs and Ospreys that they can park out in a traditional airfield without fear of being nuked to kingdom come by SkyNet. They can fly them without too much fear of being shot down, because SkyNet, despite its name, seems to not have any air superiority. SkyNet in fact has a minimal presence in the world outside of its base in San Fransisco, where it conveniently decides to centrally locate its resources. The entire ethos of the film is wrong. This is the same issue I had the X-Men films; it's hard to take the underdog plight of mutants seriously when they live in a tricked out mansion and fly around in a supersonic jet. The X-Men worked best when they were on the run, living off scraps. The future Kyle Reese described in the original 1984 film is not reflected here.

John Connor is another huge let down. Christian Bale spends most of his time on screen - very little of it - shouting into a microphone. He seems bored. You don't engage with the character at all, and the others, his wife Kate, Barnes - they're just there. The main character is a man named Marcus. Marcus first appears in a misguided prologue as a death row inmate about to be executed. Helena Bonham Carter shows up with some papers for him to donate his organs to Cyberdyne systems - SkyNet's authors - and they share some horrible dialogue and acting and he dies.

Marcus shows up again in 2018, and becomes the focal point of the story. We know he's a machine before he does, but the Frankenstein element has enormous potential. None of which materializes. He runs into Kyle Reese, very well played by Anton Yelchin, also in Star Trek, runs into a Resistance fighter named Blair who has no integrity and no common sense about her, and eventually into the man himself. All of it goes nowhere. They eventually invade SkyNet Central because Kyle Reese has been captured, and John Connor needs to make sure he's born because he's so damned important. Not even his wife seems to think so. SkyNet knows who Kyle is - and rather than simply kill him right then and there, creates an elaborate plan to trap Connor and kill them both. Somehow Marcus fits into this as the only way Connor could be duped, all of its horrifically explained in a EARTH STOPPING scene from Helena - I mean, SkyNet - which rivals the Architect scene from The Matrix as the most stupefying exposition dump in film history.

There are some nice moments - seeing 1984 Arnold for a minute, in what has to be the best human CGI ever (remember The Scorpion King? It was bad!) - but mostly the film fails the promise of the first two. The real issue is who the main character is. That was the failure of the third one, this one and likely every film to come after. The main character is not the T-800. It's not John Connor, who has turned out to be the least interesting protagonist in this genre. It's not Kyle Reese. It's Sarah Connor. She has been the focal point of the series from the get-go, and her absence virtually undid the third one. Her presence in this one, as a ghostly voice, only reinforces the fact that the series has lost its bearings. The original film, like Aliens, was about a woman standing up in the world of men and their machines. The series gradually shifted to John Connor, necessarily maybe, but in doing so it lost its heart. Now, this film can't have Sarah because she's gone and its decades after. This film shouldn't be. It serves no purpose - it ends with only the promise there will be more. That may not be a good thing.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

On Third Thought

After my third viewing of Star Trek - I have also seen Terminator, review forthcoming (check out Ben's take on it at his blog) - I think I finally figured out why the only soft spot in the movie - the big bad - doesn't work. The entire movie hinges on the idea that an alternate reality has been created by Nero's travel back through time. He substantially alters the course of history, first with the encounter with the USS Kelvin, and then the destruction of Vulcan.

Nero is one upset Romulan because a star exploded and destroyed his planet. The Vulcans - led by Spock - agreed to help by creating a black hole to swallow the star, but arrived too late. In the movie Nero takes this out on Spock and Vulcan by destroying Vulcan with the same black hole stuff. The problem is, Nero wants to insure his wife and child will survive, but that star is still going to go nova in 129 years time; his first priority should be destroying that. From his point of view, doing so would save Romulus and erase the future that has left him alone and stranded in the past; what should have happened is that Nero destroys the star - I'm pretty sure it's the same star he emerges at in the opening scene - and he doesn't blink out of existence. All is not right; he still exists, and so the future - his future - still does. He can't undo anything. Then, his crusade becomes one of torching the earth. If there will be no future for his wife, there won't be one for anybody.

Top 10 Rules of Time Travel

Because of Star Trek, Terminator, and the fact it's all I've been going on about forever with my buds:

Debate.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Land of the Jawas

So, last week or so I mentioned I scored a Regal Jawa. He has now safely arrived and taken his rightful place in my collection. And it occured to me I've never really shown my collection here, so here are some photos:

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The lil' guy:


My Jawas:


My vintage figure collection (missing 13 of the last 17):


I will try and take some pics of my modern collection and better ones of the vintage collection later.